by Jamie Blough Editor-in-Chief We’ve all been there; whether it’s because you chugged a quad-shot latte at 7 PM, or accidentally took a three hour nap in the middle of the day and […]
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Elizondo Offers Vacation Advice
by Sami Elizondo Culture Editor After February break, I am convinced that students and staff members alike need to get out of Los Gatos. Luckily, I am a professional vacation planner and, after […]
Please Walk Faster
by Emerson Morley Graphic Designer I am almost late for school almost every day; I wake up, see that I’m a little on the early side, then make the adult, executive decision to […]
Seymore the Sleep Paralysis Demon
by Ethan Sanders Editorial Editor I wake up in a cold sweat. It’s 3:52 AM. Soulja Boy bellows “YOUUUUUU” somewhere in the distance. Groggily, I realize that I fell asleep in my jeans […]
LGHS Distributes New Emergency Poop Buckets
by Amelia Enns and Ethan Sanders Humor Editor, Section Editor I don’t think I’ll experience a day like Mon., Feb. 24 ever again. As I entered my English classroom, fresh off a good cry in […]
Unpopular Opinion: AirPods are Overrated
by Sonali Muthukrishnan News Editor Unpopular opinion: AirPods suck! It’s ironic because, as I’m writing this article, my AirPods are unceremoniously jammed into my ears, blaring Ariana Grande, but here I am. AirPods […]
Tales of Vegemite: Volume 2
by Connor Holland and Ryan Manseau Media Production Editor and Sports Editor Five years have passed since the Artichokers and Zucchinnos engaged in a historically gruesome war against the Asparagites and Tomatans. Darryl, the […]
Tales of Vegemite
by Connor Holland and Ryan Manseau Media Production Editor and Sports Editor Deep within the Amazonian rainforest, far beyond any human-explored lands, various tribes of vegetable people live out their lives in the realm […]
Humor: Enriquez writes tips for celebrating St. Patrick’s Day
by Shannon Enriquez Humor Editor Spring is always the time of the year for new beginnings and fresh starts. With St. Patrick’s Day around the corner, America, yet again, will choose to […]
Evans guesses how the signs spent their V-Day
by Jordan Evans Editor-in-Chief Lovers all across LG celebrated Valentine’s Day yesterday, and El Gato can bet how you spent your day based on your Zodiac sign. Capricorn: You don’t really know […]
Humor: Barron Trump is the mastermind behind the West Wing
by Lauren Sanders Center Editor People often ask me what it’s like to be the offspring of the world’s most reprehensible cheeto in a suit. The paparazzi won’t quit badgering me about […]
Lavazza Faces Hate from Surrounding Coffee Shops [Humor]
by Sophie Kroesche Video Podcast Editor As many coffee aficionados of Los Gatos may know, a new cafe opened in Lunardi’s supermarket in late 2016. Lavazza, an Italian chain mostly found in […]
Parent drops hints in Christmas stocking
by Sanna Hakkarainen News Editor Mom: It is Dec. 24, 2015, and I have no idea what to put in my children’s, Wade and Carol, stockings for Christmas. This year I managed to […]
Californians prepare for dangerous weather conditions
by Sophie Comeau Web Editor The storm of the century is currently approaching Northern California. Meteorologists are saying that the Bay Area will receive an astonishing amount of rain over the course […]
Reality TV show application process
by Shreya Koushik Sports Editor After last week’s season finale of Dating Naked, tens of fans are asking fascinating questions such as “Who would sign up to be on this show?” and […]