by Connor Holland and Ryan Manseau Media Production Editor and Sports Editor Five years have passed since the Artichokers and Zucchinnos engaged in a historically gruesome war against the Asparagites and Tomatans. Darryl, the […]
Tales of Vegemite
by Connor Holland and Ryan Manseau Media Production Editor and Sports Editor Deep within the Amazonian rainforest, far beyond any human-explored lands, various tribes of vegetable people live out their lives in the realm […]
Humor: Enriquez writes tips for celebrating St. Patrick’s Day
by Shannon Enriquez Humor Editor Spring is always the time of the year for new beginnings and fresh starts. With St. Patrick’s Day around the corner, America, yet again, will choose to […]
Evans guesses how the signs spent their V-Day
by Jordan Evans Editor-in-Chief Lovers all across LG celebrated Valentine’s Day yesterday, and El Gato can bet how you spent your day based on your Zodiac sign. Capricorn: You don’t really know […]
Humor: Barron Trump is the mastermind behind the West Wing
by Lauren Sanders Center Editor People often ask me what it’s like to be the offspring of the world’s most reprehensible cheeto in a suit. The paparazzi won’t quit badgering me about […]
Lavazza Faces Hate from Surrounding Coffee Shops [Humor]
by Sophie Kroesche Video Podcast Editor As many coffee aficionados of Los Gatos may know, a new cafe opened in Lunardi’s supermarket in late 2016. Lavazza, an Italian chain mostly found in […]
Parent drops hints in Christmas stocking
by Sanna Hakkarainen News Editor Mom: It is Dec. 24, 2015, and I have no idea what to put in my children’s, Wade and Carol, stockings for Christmas. This year I managed to […]
Californians prepare for dangerous weather conditions
by Sophie Comeau Web Editor The storm of the century is currently approaching Northern California. Meteorologists are saying that the Bay Area will receive an astonishing amount of rain over the course […]
Reality TV show application process
by Shreya Koushik Sports Editor After last week’s season finale of Dating Naked, tens of fans are asking fascinating questions such as “Who would sign up to be on this show?” and […]
Sister Wendy travels to San Francisco
by Jordan Evans People Editor As I disembark the airplane, the flight attendants smile at me, their gleaming American teeth look like clean canvas paper. I run my tongue over my top row […]
Quirky philosophical girl goes to UCLA
by Ruth Murai Web Editor-in-Chief After four years of what can only be described as war with the high school grading system and standardized testing expectations, I have finally done it. I […]
Jonathan Friedland identifies animals
by Olivia Pla and Jonathan Friedland People and Editorial Editors Although he’s headed to UCLA in the fall, senior Editorial Editor Jonathan Friedland lacks basic knowledge about fruits, vegetables, and animals. Senior […]
El Gato News Social Justice Podcast
by Aidan-Adams Campeau and Brian Schunk Humor and Sports Editors Podcasts are huge right now. If you don’t agree then you just don’t understand them. With this in mind, check out El Gato News’ […]
Beyoncé Decoded: The Truth Behind the Lyrics
by Sean Clark and Liat Rubin Culture Editor and Editor-in-Chief As two very devoted Beyoncé fans, we would like to pay tribute to some of the Queen’s greatest hits by offering some […]
The Introduction to Plasbury
By Brent Gingell Web Editor The first episode of Plasbury sets the stage for El Gato’s new game show. The backstory and training is shown for the sisters who will soon face each […]