by Georgia Kaufman Staff Writer I have recently come to terms with the fact that I may be the funniest person to ever walk the face of the Earth. Right now, you […]
HUMOR: Dark Humor is the Best
Muthukrishnan settles fierce candy debate
by Sonali Muthukrishnan News Editor The COVID-19 pandemic has caused worldwide stress, and this distress has directly translated into stress eating. Thanks to quarantine, I am now a self-proclaimed candy connoisseur. With […]
HUMOR: Wagner details Accutane experience
by Caroline Wagner Graphic Designer For as long as I can remember, there hasn’t been a moment where I haven’t had at least one pimple on my face. I’ve tried everything, including […]
Humor: AP memes spark joy
By Lexi Kupor People Editor For many, the relief of completing a long-awaited AP exam is accompanied by a well-deserved nap, a long drive, or, for some, the involuntary torture of another […]
Humor: College Board deserves more appreciation
by Alaina Fox News Editor As AP exams finished their first week, complaints about both the tests and College Board itself dominate social media and day-to-day conversations. “Both SATs and AP exams […]
Teens avoid quarantine chores
By Amelia Enns Humor Editor Hey squad, what is up. Anyone else dying of boredom in quarantine? Probably just me; you definitely haven’t seen anyone else talking about being bored and unproductive during […]
Morley picks up new hobbies during shelter-in-place
By Emerson Morley Graphic Designer Now that school is no longer a thing that… exists… I have taken it upon myself to learn. This revolutionary idea began upon the realization that I have […]
Ways to Keep Yourself Entertained During Quarantine
by Ethan Sanders Editorial Editor We’re coming up on four weeks since the shelter-in-place order was officially mandated, so I’m sure that, like me, you’ve gone a little stir crazy and are bored […]
Humor: Kupor critiques recent Instagram trends
B While the coronavirus may have turned our lives upside down, there’s one thing it can never kill: social media. I’ve enjoyed resorting to my various feeds to keep me sane […]
Humor: Enns discusses alternatives to toilet paper
By Amelia Enns Humor Editor We live in dire times. The previously rare occurrence of you running out of toilet paper could easily be solved by yelling or texting a parent or sibling. […]
Humor: Sullivan analyzes coronavirus conspiracies
By Sophie Sullivan Media Production Editor If you’ve been alive for this long and not heard of the ongoing coronavirus pandemic, then you’re either actively avoiding all forms of media, or you’re living […]
Things I’ve done while quarantined
by Morgan Tinsley Editor-in-Chief Quarantine is tough. Sometimes it brings out the best in people, and other times it brings out the worst (ie: Costco hand sanitizer aisle). But at least we have […]
The Ghost of Los Gatos High
by Lexi Kupor People Editor Juniors who find themselves in Kristen Austin’s classroom will testify that their year’s worth of education consists of much more than just the English language. Rhetorical devices, synthesis […]
Wei explains why she loves Costco
by Wilma Wei Humor Editor Costco is truly a beautiful thing; everything is in bulk – just like your mom (sorry) – free samples reign, and their food court slaps. Yeah, Trader […]
An open letter to Second Semester Seniors
by Amelia Enns Humor Editor Dear LGHS, Senioritis. Everyone knows what it is. You spend all of high school, and probably some of middle school, complaining that you’re already experiencing it, you’re […]