by Caroline Wagner Graphics Editor It’s April 2020, the peak of Coronavirus paranoia. You haven’t left the house in weeks. As your food supply dwindles, you have no choice but to voyage […]
HUMOR: Wagner Depicts Grocery Shopping During Pandemic
HUMOR: Chan Critiques iOS14
by Jordan Chan News Editor Picture this: I’m dying. Or actually, I’m choking. Or maybe someone stabbed me — it doesn’t really matter. The point is, there is an emergency and my life […]
HUMOR: Birds Threaten Society
by Alia Arafeh Editorial Editor If you say “bird” when someone asks what pet you want or what your favorite animal is, I must be honest: You’re really stupid. As someone who […]
College Application Essays Torment Seniors
by Alaina Fox Editor-in-Chief “It’s August.” These two words can send shivers down any senior’s spine. The reminder leaves even the strongest of us quaking, perhaps even on the verge of tears. August […]
HUMOR: Dark Humor is the Best
by Georgia Kaufman Staff Writer I have recently come to terms with the fact that I may be the funniest person to ever walk the face of the Earth. Right now, you […]
Muthukrishnan settles fierce candy debate
by Sonali Muthukrishnan News Editor The COVID-19 pandemic has caused worldwide stress, and this distress has directly translated into stress eating. Thanks to quarantine, I am now a self-proclaimed candy connoisseur. With […]
HUMOR: Wagner details Accutane experience
by Caroline Wagner Graphic Designer For as long as I can remember, there hasn’t been a moment where I haven’t had at least one pimple on my face. I’ve tried everything, including […]
Humor: AP memes spark joy
By Lexi Kupor People Editor For many, the relief of completing a long-awaited AP exam is accompanied by a well-deserved nap, a long drive, or, for some, the involuntary torture of another […]