by: Tanvi Ambekar Opinion Editor Spot the difference: me finding a hair tie in the depths of my backpack versus an archaeologist discovering the subject of their life’s work. Trick question, there […]
by: Siyona Singhal Humor Editor Recently, my sister has started watching anime. As much as I wish I could do something about it, I can’t; it’s just something she has to experience. […]
By: Quinn Hathaway and Kayla Mitchell Media Production Editor and Public Relations Manager Editor-in-Chief: the most prestigious position in El Gato, reserved for only the hardest-working seniors. Each year, the class votes […]
By: Kayla Mitchell and Sam Gruetter Public Relations Manager and Editor-in-Chief Everybody and their childhood best friends have undoubtedly gone on adventures and made memories that you can all laugh at over […]
By: Siyona Singhal Humor Editor As much as I want to deny it, I cannot anymore. I am officially too old to go trick-or-treating. No longer can I knock on someone’s door, […]
By: Quinn Hathaway Media Production Editor Is Sunday the beginning or the end of the week? That is the question in the discussion around Sunday’s position in the seven-day week. Regardless, whether […]
By: Ivan Habib Website Manager Amid the AI frenzy around deep neural networks and the transformer architecture, cutting-edge image generation and editing models like Gemini’s 2.5 Flash Image, colloquially named Nano-Banana, and […]
By: Tanvi Ambekar Opinion Editor Your Honor and members of the jury, my name is Tanvi Ambekar, and I appear before you today to propose changing the spellings of certain English words […]
By: Annabelle Pan Graphics Editor People tell us to do a lot of things. We finish some tasks, like chores, because others force us to. We push off others, such as homework, […]
By: Hayley Strahs Editor-in-Chief Think fast! You are conducting an out-of-control trolley barrelling towards six people. But wait, you have the option to divert the trolley onto a different track, with only […]
By: Nelson Kramer Editor-in-Chief To all the parents who forgot what it’s like to be in high school, ask any student, and they will tell you that it sucks. Whether your kid […]
By: Advika Anand Graphics Editor Once upon a time, Halloween was about the thrill of the night, filled with carving eerie jack-o’-lanterns, hanging plastic skeletons, and racing to get more candy than […]
By: Kat Littfin Editorial Editor Sharks, alligators, snakes, and squirrels. At first glance, one of these things is not like the others, but I rebuke this sentiment. Squirrels are singlehandedly one of […]
by Arnav Singhal Sports Editor The Performative Male —part philosopher, part feminist, part walking Instagram Reel—is walking in the wild, clutching his matcha in his left hand and a copy of Little […]
by Kat Littfin Editorial Editor As a JoJo Siwa aficionado and the self-proclaimed El Gato Siwa correspondent, I am excited to share that the pop star continued her eccentric antics and rage-baiting […]