By: Nelson Kramer Editor-in-Chief To all the parents who forgot what it’s like to be in high school, ask any student, and they will tell you that it sucks. Whether your kid […]

By: Advika Anand Graphics Editor Once upon a time, Halloween was about the thrill of the night, filled with carving eerie jack-o’-lanterns, hanging plastic skeletons, and racing to get more candy than […]

by Arnav Singhal Sports Editor The Performative Male —part philosopher, part feminist, part walking Instagram Reel—is walking in the wild, clutching his matcha in his left hand and a copy of Little […]

by Kat Littfin Editorial Editor As a JoJo Siwa aficionado and the self-proclaimed El Gato Siwa correspondent, I am excited to share that the pop star continued her eccentric antics and rage-baiting […]

by Noah Gloege National and World Editor Have you ever been in the middle of a cram session or a job interview and your neighbor’s dog starts howling outside your door? Well, […]

by Megan Saul Editor-in-Chief If you don’t know what Dubai chocolate is, I’m half sorry for you and half envious of you. First, I’m sorry because you have been missing out big […]

by Britt Melinauskas National and World Editor I hate Sophomore Strip. My first traumatic experience included not one, but two cars. My sister told me to get to the street early, say […]

by Isabella Langner Center Editor “We’re going to get the cats for the weekend.” Nine words my mom should’ve never said. Her attempt at a lighthearted experience turned into one of the […]

by Ivan Habib Website Manager Disclaimer: This article is meant for comedic purposes. I understand how much people love their pups. I also recognize that this will likely earn angry reactions from […]

by Siyona Singhal Humor Editor As school is starting again, every student endures the same thing in each class: icebreakers. These dreaded “getting to know each other” games have only caused anxiety […]

by Sam Gruetter Editor-in-Chief I have new neighbors. They eat everything in sight, make noise at all hours of the day, and bother me constantly. No, it is not my sister back […]

by Quinn Hathaway Media and PR Team Essays: a stereotypically tedious part of any English class.  An exhausting process, and one that teachers attempt to improve by inventing the group essay. In […]

by Kloe Adams Games Creator Good morning. That is something I would say if I were not writing this article at 7:30 AM. I thought I would start my day in the […]

by Annabelle Pan Graphics “Don’t worry. It’s been here since 1924 and hasn’t broken down, so we’ll be safe.” Or so my friends claimed. Their words of encouragement did nothing to calm […]