By: Sam Gruetter Opinion Editor You’ve been served! Unfortunately, this does not mean you showed up somewhere dressed to the nines and projecting Adriana Lima level confidence. No mama, you are being […]
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Wilde explains her Starbucks addiction
By: Jane Wilde Public Relations Editor There are three perfect things in this world; my bed, the 2022 Elvis biopic, and an unreasonably high-priced sweet treat. My sweet treat addiction was birthed […]
Pandey explains overthinking
By: Atharva Pandey National/World Editor Overthinking is so much more than just thinking too much. It is a phenomenon, a worldwide pandemic that impacts millions of people daily. It can make a […]
Hasting masters Senior Assassin
By: Megan Hastings Public Relations Editor All of the tears, all-nighters, and in-class essay crash-outs over the past four years have all led to this moment. No, not college acceptance or graduation. […]
Strahs ranks mechanical pencil sizes
By: Hayley Strahs News Editor Prior to my sophomore year of high school, wooden pencils were my ride-or-dies. However, upon discovering the versatility and flair of their mechanical counterparts, I vowed never […]
Pan complains about making plans with friends
By: Annabelle Pan Graphics Editor Every time you try to make plans with friends, there are always those two people whose busy schedules seem to eliminate all of the possible days to […]
Muthukrishnan defends Lebron James Glazing
By: Sahil Muthukrishnan Sports Editor The king, our only sunshine, the Chosen One, the Lord and savior LeBron Raymone James goes by many names. Many agree that in the year of LeBron […]
Koshalieva shares what she did during the TikTok ban
By: Aliya Koshalieva Media Production Editor Jan. 18, 2025, will go down as one of the worst days in history. After a long day without any screen time, I sat on the […]
Nelson makes light of her fake trend
By: Katie Nelson Center Editor In the last press cycle, as Center Editor, I was tasked with creating a center page that helped you figure out what 2024 meme you are. During […]
Fugit discusses different aspects of LinkedIn
By: Owen Fugit Editor-in-Chief Every day, millions of Americans get out of bed and go to work. This is no secret. But if you look a little bit deeper, one question starts […]
Banno shares what your stationery says about you
By: Fuyu Banno Graphics Editor From pens to highlighters, everybody uses different types of stationery to take notes in their social studies class or to scribble down an endless amount of math […]
Kramer goes RedNote viral
By: Nelson Kramer Humor Editor One day, you’re a simple high school student trying not to crash out over AP classes, and the next, you’re signed to an endorsement deal with Dunkin’ […]
Nelson argues to end icebreaker activities
By: Katie Nelson Center Editor I’m sure we have all been in “that” awkward situation at one point or another. Most often, it takes place in a workplace meeting or a classroom. […]
Gruetter reviews baby names
By: Sam Gruetter Opinion Editor Recently, baby names have gotten out of hand. Monster Truck Burrow Niche Rhode Island Coffee Shop is an unacceptable name for anything but a Monster truck burrow […]
Pan shares wacky food combos
By: Annabelle Pan Graphics Editor We all have our preferences when it comes to food, but some people’s preferences make you stop and question their sanity. There are some food combos that […]