By: Kloe Adams Humor Editor I am addicted to chocolate. Not just the gourmet German chocolate that my mom asks (forces) my relatives to send to her, but the chocolate found in […]

By: Sam Gruetter Sports Editor As someone who spends nights stalking unsuspecting victims’ Spotify profiles and ridiculing every miniscule detail until I develop a ruling on their coolness factor, I would consider […]

By: Sarah Gouldrup Humor Editor When I was a kid, my parents subjected me to a gross invasion of privacy, freedom, and liberty: they forced me to share a room with my […]

By: Ashir Rao Public Relations Manager I speak for many on the staff of El Gato when I say that I love the government. I love laws and I think that we […]

By: Sidney Bricker Media Production Editor Principal Buchanan just made an announcement using the school’s emergency broadcast system regarding any potential senior pranks that may take place this year. In case you […]

By: Lucy Panicacci Culture Editor On May 5, I had my first AP test for European History. The experience was filled with a mix of emotions — happiness, depression, betrayal, and more. […]

By: Kate Gruetter National/World Editor A few months ago, you all read about my fabricated escapades and adventures as a vegetarian. Well, I now have some sad news for you. I’ve abandoned […]

By: Brynn Gibson Editor-in-Chief It’s been a wild ride. It really has. And while I am truly heartbroken to leave behind the senior lot traffic and the groups of sophomores vaping in […]

By: Emily Duvall Opinion Editor Sadly, my time in El Gato is coming to an end, and I will no longer be able to write the random ghost stories that come into […]

By: Alex Evans Editor-in-Chief For as long as I can remember — so within the last three months — the phrase “healing my inner child” overwhelms my social media feed. It is […]

By: Ashir Rao and Rory Zeman National/World Editor and Public Relations Manager Some holidays are dumb. Don’t get us wrong: we love holiday cheer, but some holidays…can be made fun of. You […]

By: Macy Dennon News Editor Tell me why no one told me that Jake Paul –– yes, Mr. It’s-everyday-bro –– is a professional boxer. For some reason, the internet somehow hid this […]

By: Emily Duvall Opinion Editor It was yet another dark and stormy Sunday night, eerily similar to the one I encountered last October. Instead of rain this time, though, snow flurried down […]

By: Sarah Gouldrup Humor Editor El Gato readers, I have a confession to make: I am a film buff. I know you’re wondering, “Wow, Sarah, how can you make yourself MORE pretentious […]

By: Kate Gruetter National/World Editor Six chickens, two pigsize bunnies, two indoor cats, and a feral cat. My task over break was caring for this flock of creatures. A mess in and […]