By Angela Sheu and Jordan Chan People Editor, Editorial Editor In September of 2020, Chinese game developer MiHoYo released hit action and adventure game Genshin Impact into the world, indirectly causing millions of players to […]
HUMOR: Gomez Explains What your School Supplies Say about You
By Maya Gomez Sports Editor I went into the first day of my junior year at Los Gatos looking forward to enjoying the simpleness of subtle, plain school supplies. I mean, it’s […]
HUMOR: Patrick Rates the Zodiacs from Least to Most Likable
By: Isla Patrick Local News Editor To preface this definitive ranking, I must admit that I am a Virgo. Naturally, that means I’m always right about literally everything. There is no arguing […]
HUMOR: Holland Critiques her Peers’ Spotify Listening History
by Lucy Holland Culture Editor I love Spotify. Not just for being Spotify and perfect and wonderful, but also because people tend to forget that playlists and listening activity is fully public. Many […]
HUMOR: Gibson Ridicules Concept of Work Ethic
by Brynn Gibson Graphics Designer This might come as a bit of a shock, but like most of the people reading this, I attend school. However, unlike my peers, I refuse to submit […]
HUMOR: Davidson and Evans Take on the Maze
by Cara Davidson and Alex Evans Public Relations Manager and Local News Editor What do you get when you mix Ki Hong Lee, Thomas Brodie Sangster, and Dylan O’Brien? Attractive men. Also, a Maze Runner obsession. […]
HUMOR: Meyers-Briggs Test Determines Swag Value
by Sophie Sullivan and Brynn Gibson Opinion Editor and Graphics Designer Every wayward soul with a superiority complex and narcissistic tendencies has most likely dabbled in the world of personality tests. If you’re cool, you […]
HUMOR: Gilmore Girls Heartthrobs Reveal Personality Traits
by Sonali Muthkrishnan National/World Editor Gilmore Girls is hands-down one of the best shows ever created, but it was Rory’s long list of admirers that cemented the shows’ icon status. While you’ve been […]
HUMOR: Stop Watching Criminal Minds
by Brynn Gibson Graphics Designer It is three o’clock in the morning. You just finished watching your seventh consecutive episode of Criminal Minds. What a show! You found that the last episode really […]
HUMOR: Holland Ranks Trump Supporters
by Lucy Holland Culture Editor After the events that occurred on Jan. 6, photos of Trump supporters who stormed the Capitol have gone viral, and the first thing that I noticed was their… […]
HUMOR: Baking Relieves Anger
by Alia Arafeh Editorial Editor Most people’s baked goods are made with love. Mine? They’re made of pure rage and anxiety. Yes, I am the kind of person who uses baking to cope […]
HUMOR: Drinking Water Presents Difficulties
by Sonali Muthukrishnan National/World Editor In a year filled with chaos, I have single-handedly recognized and battled a pressing issue. This matter simply does not get enough attention. It is at the core […]
Tiny Pretty Things Fails to Live up to Potential
by Alaina Fox Editor-in-Chief The new Netflix drama series Tiny Pretty Things reminds me of myself. It was full of potential, but somewhere along the way, something went horribly wrong. You’re horrified, but […]
HUMOR: Mini Fridges Spark Rage
by Alexandra Evans News Editor Out of all the things in the world, I would never have expected a mini fridge to be the one thing to bring me so much fury. Earlier […]
HUMOR: Geese are the Worst
by Emerson Morley National/World Editor I hate geese. Deeply. In my iron-deficient veins I hate geese. I hate their stupid necks and their fat bodies and their scaly legs. They freak me out […]