by Georgia Kaufman Humor Editor Do you enjoy Hallmark™ Christmas movies a little too much? Do you cry at the sight of the Super Bowl Budweiser commercials? If you answered “Yuh” to either […]
HUMOR: Running Causes Public Humiliation
by Caroline Wagner Graphics Designer As someone who likes the idea of running but hates it in practice, I have had my fair share of unfavorable experiences. It all started when I got […]
HUMOR: Phone Case Choice Reveals Personality Traits
by Emily Duvall Culture Editor Let me just say: over my many years of having an iPhone, I can tell you that I am a certified expert about phone cases. The second I […]
HUMOR: Disliking Cats Proves Fear of Rejection
by Alex Evans Local News Editor In my eyes, no valid reason to dislike cats exists. They are honestly the ideal companion. They do not take ages to train like dogs and you […]
HUMOR: Everyone Should be More Like Sriracha
by Georgia Kaufman Humor Editor If you’re anything like me, you, first of all, are so hot. Insanely good-looking. You’re also the third funniest person in the world, trailing Adam Sandler and Bowen […]
HUMOR: What Your Among Us Color Says About You
by Cara Davidson Public Relations Manager Red: You are automatically sus. You probably name yourself “U Idiot I” and rage quit when you’re about to get voted out. You have a very sensitive […]
HUMOR: Morley Recounts Nightly Jogging Experiences
by Emmy Morley National/World Editor Lately, I’ve taken control of my personal wellness, and the Los Gatos Creek Trail is now my favorite spot to go for an evening run. Now, aside from […]
HUMOR: Wagner Depicts Grocery Shopping During Pandemic
by Caroline Wagner Graphics Editor It’s April 2020, the peak of Coronavirus paranoia. You haven’t left the house in weeks. As your food supply dwindles, you have no choice but to voyage […]