by: Fuyu BannoGraphics Editor Let me introduce myself. Hi, I am Fuyu Banno. I am now seventeen years old, and I suffer from a case of “I should have my license, but […]

by: Quinn Hathaway Media Editor Picture this: a child who can barely walk, strapped into tiny planks of wood, bundled up in seemingly endless layers, and most likely crying. Then, all you […]

Kayla Mitchell and Samantha Gruetter Public Relations Manager & Editor-In-Chief At the end of each year, it is important for everyone to look back on their achievements and accomplishments. Whether we hit […]

by: Siyona Singhal Humor Editor “Brainrotted.” “Chronically online.” These labels are tossed around like jokes, but few people pause to consider the reality behind them. No one talks about the daily challenges […]

by: Britt Melinauskas National Editor  If someone were to EVER spark up a conversation with me, it would end with at least one of my favorite TV series. On average, I have […]

by: Advika Anand and Quinn Hathaway Graphics Editor and Media Editor Have you ever been texting with a friend and found that neither words nor emojis can express the flow of emotion […]

by: Jane Wilde Humor Editor Warning: Spoilers ahead Alas, the iconic Stranger Things series has come to an end. All of us watched the finale in tears; some because they didn’t want […]

by: Gowri Sunil Local Editor People assume the greatest fear of every kid is the dark or monsters, but in reality it’s something much more frightening – having to share a fun […]

by: Hayley Strahs Editor-in-Chief I am a fiend for New Year’s resolutions. Every year, I make a strategic, well-thought-out list of goals to reach over the next 12 months. Usually, I follow […]

by: Annabelle Pan Graphics Editor “Can I get a name with your order?” the barista smiles, her Sharpie hovering above the cup like a lion preparing to strike. After a brief pause, […]

by: Kayla Mitchell PR Manager Buying a gift for someone who literally owns everything is one of the most inhumane challenges forced upon us. Forget hot pilates or running a marathon; try […]

by: Sam Gruetter Editor-in-Chief  I recently made a substantial, luxurious, and adulting purchase (at the expense of my parents): I got a new phone. This new device has several qualities that make […]

Claudia Casal Montserrat People Editor I was appalled to learn that the penny is officially dead. Do I know when I last used a penny? Well… no. Still, while increasingly irrelevant, the […]

by: Sahil Muthukrishnan Culture Editor Cars have reached a plateau in the quality of their designs, and while buyers argue whether to keep buttons and knobs or digitize, most accept that a […]