by: Kayla Mitchell PR Manager Buying a gift for someone who literally owns everything is one of the most inhumane challenges forced upon us. Forget hot pilates or running a marathon; try […]

by: Sam Gruetter Editor-in-Chief  I recently made a substantial, luxurious, and adulting purchase (at the expense of my parents): I got a new phone. This new device has several qualities that make […]

Claudia Casal Montserrat People Editor I was appalled to learn that the penny is officially dead. Do I know when I last used a penny? Well… no. Still, while increasingly irrelevant, the […]

by: Sahil Muthukrishnan Culture Editor Cars have reached a plateau in the quality of their designs, and while buyers argue whether to keep buttons and knobs or digitize, most accept that a […]

by: Hayley Strahs Editor in Chief On Mar. 29, 2017, my childhood melted away alongside the snowy servers of Club Penguin. The iconic mass multiplayer online game paved the way for Animal […]

by: Tanvi Ambekar Opinion Editor Spot the difference: me finding a hair tie in the depths of my backpack versus an archaeologist discovering the subject of their life’s work. Trick question, there […]

By: Quinn Hathaway and Kayla Mitchell Media Production Editor and Public Relations Manager Editor-in-Chief: the most prestigious position in El Gato, reserved for only the hardest-working seniors. Each year, the class votes […]

By: Kayla Mitchell and Sam Gruetter Public Relations Manager and Editor-in-Chief Everybody and their childhood best friends have undoubtedly gone on adventures and made memories that you can all laugh at over […]

By: Siyona Singhal Humor Editor As much as I want to deny it, I cannot anymore. I am officially too old to go trick-or-treating. No longer can I knock on someone’s door, […]

By: Quinn Hathaway Media Production Editor Is Sunday the beginning or the end of the week? That is the question in the discussion around Sunday’s position in the seven-day week. Regardless, whether […]

By: Ivan Habib Website Manager Amid the AI frenzy around deep neural networks and the transformer architecture, cutting-edge image generation and editing models like Gemini’s 2.5 Flash Image, colloquially named Nano-Banana, and […]

By: Tanvi Ambekar Opinion Editor Your Honor and members of the jury, my name is Tanvi Ambekar, and I appear before you today to propose changing the spellings of certain English words […]

By: Annabelle Pan Graphics Editor People tell us to do a lot of things. We finish some tasks, like chores, because others force us to. We push off others, such as homework, […]

By: Hayley Strahs Editor-in-Chief Think fast! You are conducting an out-of-control trolley barrelling towards six people. But wait, you have the option to divert the trolley onto a different track, with only […]