by Georgia Kaufman Humor Editor If you’re anything like me, you, first of all, are so hot. Insanely good-looking. You’re also the third funniest person in the world, trailing Adam Sandler and Bowen […]
HUMOR: Everyone Should be More Like Sriracha
HUMOR: What Your Among Us Color Says About You
by Cara Davidson Public Relations Manager Red: You are automatically sus. You probably name yourself “U Idiot I” and rage quit when you’re about to get voted out. You have a very sensitive […]
HUMOR: Morley Recounts Nightly Jogging Experiences
by Emmy Morley National/World Editor Lately, I’ve taken control of my personal wellness, and the Los Gatos Creek Trail is now my favorite spot to go for an evening run. Now, aside from […]
Live Action Mulan suffers from lack of Asian writers
by Esther Sun Editor-in-Chief You’d think Hollywood would have learned its lesson by now. In the past two years, films like Crazy Rich Asians and The Farewell have achieved immense success through their […]
Arafeh analyzes faults within Cuties
by Alia Arafeh Editorial Editor Because of the many people advocating against it, the French film Mignonnes, or Cuties, in English, quickly gained negative attention in the United States. Directed by the Senegalese-French […]
HUMOR: Wagner Depicts Grocery Shopping During Pandemic
by Caroline Wagner Graphics Editor It’s April 2020, the peak of Coronavirus paranoia. You haven’t left the house in weeks. As your food supply dwindles, you have no choice but to voyage […]
Muthukrishnan Recommends Enola Holmes
by Sonali Muthukrishnan National/World Editor “To be a Holmes you must find your own path. I now see that being alone doesn’t mean that I have to be lonely. My life is […]
HUMOR: Chan Critiques iOS14
by Jordan Chan News Editor Picture this: I’m dying. Or actually, I’m choking. Or maybe someone stabbed me — it doesn’t really matter. The point is, there is an emergency and my life […]
HUMOR: Birds Threaten Society
by Alia Arafeh Editorial Editor If you say “bird” when someone asks what pet you want or what your favorite animal is, I must be honest: You’re really stupid. As someone who […]
Kupor Analyzes “Heather” Music Video
by Lexi Kupor Public Relations Manager Upcoming indie pop singer Conan Gray surprised fans with the Aug. 20 premiere of his music video for Heather, a track from his debut album Kid […]
El Gato Recommends… (September Edition)
Nas by Senji Torrey Media Production Editor Nas’s newest album, King’s Disease, is perhaps exactly what everyone needs right now. In his thirteenth album, Nas talks, or preaches rather, about subjects ranging […]
Thimot Argues for an End to Grey’s Anatomy
by Michaela Thimot National/World Editor The ABC medical drama Grey’s Anatomy quickly became a hit when it first aired on Mar. 27, 2005, but after 16 seasons, fans are questioning what happened to […]
College Application Essays Torment Seniors
by Alaina Fox Editor-in-Chief “It’s August.” These two words can send shivers down any senior’s spine. The reminder leaves even the strongest of us quaking, perhaps even on the verge of tears. August […]
One Direction Celebrates Tenth Anniversary
by Sonali Muthukrishnan News Editor One Direction’s anxiously awaited 10 year anniversary occurred on Jul. 23. The band formed in 2010 on the X-Factor, a popular British reality television show. The five […]
“Radioactive” Offers Captivating Glimpse into Marie Curie’s Life
by Sonali Muthukrishnan News Editor Radioactive, a film about the groundbreaking scientist Marie Curie, debuted on Amazon Prime video on Jul. 24. The movie is a loosely biographical story showcasing the life and […]