Sasha Ryu – Editor-in-Chief

Senior Sasha Ryu is a textbook workaholic who wears more black eyeliner than an emo drag queen. Although our website refers to her as a chief, she files her taxes as the “Patron Saint of Mediocrity.” Contrary to popular belief, she and Cooper are not an item. Her official business hours are 1:00 to 4:00 AM.