Officially reaching Unc status, senior Rory Zeman is now in his third year at El Gato. Despite his slow recovery from the abysmal, academic horrors that befell him in junior year and a summer of devolving into a nocturnal critter, Zeman is back like the 2016 Cavs for the comeback of a lifetime. Whether he’s sports betting without the consent of the IRS or putting his college savings into Bitcoin, Zeman is always trying to find a way to succeed with the least amount of effort possible. Zeman is hyped to cement himself as the undisputed GOAT of making out-of-pocket quotes for the wall during his last year as an El Gatan on the Media Team.