Michaela Thimot – People Editor

Back for her third year in El Gato (somehow), senior Michaela Thimot makes the grueling four-minute walk to school every morning just so she can spend all of her classes listening to Mac Miller, Taylor Swift, and Harry Styles. When she finally goes home, there are usually at least five of her friends there already, some of whom break her windows. Do not utter a single word about college apps anywhere within a two-mile radius of her because she may try to hit you. She is exceptionally broke as a result of spending every last bit of her money on food, concert tickets, and the gym, because these are the only things that bring her joy.