Phoebe Bridgers enthusiast, scholar, and mediocre driver, junior Kate Gruetter is hoping to get through the impending school year with ease. If you happen to venture into the El Gato veteran’s car, Fitz, you’ll probably find everything you need to draw conclusions about this Taurus: a week-old iced vanilla latte, four books, her missing French homework, and Sarah Gouldrup. Though you can’t count on Gruetter for consistent (or safe) driving, you can always depend on her for a grammatically incorrect El Gato article.