“I went to Fresno over the weekend for my great aunt’s birthday party… so it was like seven thirty and they’re all like ‘let’s go on the dance floor,’ so we all had to dance on the dance floor to ‘groovy songs’ that weren’t really groovy. It was a bunch of old people dancing and me and my cousin, and I was probably the worst dancer. It was very embarrassing for me to be on the dance floor with a bunch of seventy year-olds.”