By: Linda Wang

Humor Editor

Post by noonesonmyside, 4 days ago.

Am I the A-hole 4 making my three year old daughter pay rent?

4 the record, I’m writing this 4 me AND my family. Me (54M) and my wife (21F) have been married 4 almost 3 years and have a beutifull daughter together. Recently, my wife has been very involved with her work as she works late nights with her work seniors (although I’m not really shure where she goes at night), and I myself am in a super important position at the construction company that I built with my hands. We’re very proud of the enverioment that we’ve created 4 our beutifull daughter, but unfertunately as a result we don’t have a lot of time 2 care 4 her. I am very sad about this.

As a man of business myself, I thought: what better opertoonity could I have 2 introduce my daughter 2 the work field? She appeared 2 have a lot of free time on her hands playing around on that thing with the slides and the swings all the time. Ferthermore she is always fussy about the clothes she wears. I know 4 a fact that when I was 3 years old, I had already made my own start up that I sold 4 a whapping 3 billion dollars to the Fortune 500 companies. Plus, I wear tee shirts and shorts every single day, even when it’s 0 degrees, because I am a true man, unlike females who need to wear their scandelus shirts all the time. Doesn’t it seem like my daughter needs 2 change? So this past week end, I took me daughter’s iPad, uninstalled that stupid loud talking cat, and had her pick out some good stocks to invest in 4 the fall quarter. I admit I lost my temper a bit when she started crying (after all, I never cry…) and began to yell. Luckily my wife calmed me down after this ensident and explained patience was the way 2 go.

2 be reasonable, I suggested to my daughter that she begin 2 pay rent at only 50 dollars a month. We all know that in California, rent is 2 high already and 50 dollars couldn’t have cut it cheeper. It’s already been 4 months but she’s done absolutely nothing. Despite all my reminders, all she does is cry, poop, and play. How come she can’t just learn to be a businesswoman? Am I really the a-hole for expecting her to do this?

r/aita edit 1: Stop bashing my family!! I work hard to provide for my daughter.

r/aita edit 2: DO NOT TALK ABOUT MY WIFE AND I!!! My wife and I have a beutifull relationship.