A very excited addition to the sports section, you can find Saya Alvares figuratively (or literally) drowning while water polo-ing, swimming, and dance team-ing. Nonetheless, her more interesting features include her Canadian passport, extensive Kendrick Lamar and T-Swift playlists, and her impressive ability to recognize any Gossip Girl episode. Do not hesitate to say hi to Saya anywhere she’s spotted or drive her around (ew an unlicensed junior), and your gas money will be instantly compensated by a Starbucks drink of your choice.