By: Chloe Wilson Culture Editor The new season of Dancing With the Stars aired on Sept. 16, and its exciting cast members are increasing the viewership week by week. With athletes, celebrities, […]
Dancing with the Stars airs
Goodall passes away at age 91
By: Jordan Park Website Manager On Oct. 1, world-renowned ethologist, conservationist, and humanitarian Jane Goodall passed away at the age of 91. With her passing, she left a legacy of courage, devoting […]
Swift releases her latest project: The Life of a Showgirl
By: Nelson Kramer Editor-in-Chief The icon who designed and starred in the Eras Tour, which became the highest-grossing tour of all time, hasn’t even taken a whole year off before releasing her […]
A crime in the newsroom: can you solve the mystery and find the culprit?
The Mystery: October 27th. 07:45 AM. On the morning of El Gato’s October Press Week, Ms. DeSoto unlocked the door to Room 506. Everything was ready for the students. The snack cabinet […]
Mitchell and Hathaway analyze Gruetter as chief
By: Quinn Hathaway and Kayla Mitchell Media Production Editor and Public Relations Manager Editor-in-Chief: the most prestigious position in El Gato, reserved for only the hardest-working seniors. Each year, the class votes […]
Mitchell and Gruetter reminisce about sidequests
By: Kayla Mitchell and Sam Gruetter Public Relations Manager and Editor-in-Chief Everybody and their childhood best friends have undoubtedly gone on adventures and made memories that you can all laugh at over […]
Singhal talks trick-or-treating alternatives
By: Siyona Singhal Humor Editor As much as I want to deny it, I cannot anymore. I am officially too old to go trick-or-treating. No longer can I knock on someone’s door, […]
Hathaway describes her average Sunday
By: Quinn Hathaway Media Production Editor Is Sunday the beginning or the end of the week? That is the question in the discussion around Sunday’s position in the seven-day week. Regardless, whether […]
Habib puts Nano-Banana AI to the test
By: Ivan Habib Website Manager Amid the AI frenzy around deep neural networks and the transformer architecture, cutting-edge image generation and editing models like Gemini’s 2.5 Flash Image, colloquially named Nano-Banana, and […]
Ambekar critiques unnecessary english letters
By: Tanvi Ambekar Opinion Editor Your Honor and members of the jury, my name is Tanvi Ambekar, and I appear before you today to propose changing the spellings of certain English words […]
Pan encourages acts of self-care
By: Annabelle Pan Graphics Editor People tell us to do a lot of things. We finish some tasks, like chores, because others force us to. We push off others, such as homework, […]
Strahs tackles the age-old trolley problem
By: Hayley Strahs Editor-in-Chief Think fast! You are conducting an out-of-control trolley barrelling towards six people. But wait, you have the option to divert the trolley onto a different track, with only […]
Kramer criticizes Canvas
By: Nelson Kramer Editor-in-Chief To all the parents who forgot what it’s like to be in high school, ask any student, and they will tell you that it sucks. Whether your kid […]
Anand encourages original costumes
By: Advika Anand Graphics Editor Once upon a time, Halloween was about the thrill of the night, filled with carving eerie jack-o’-lanterns, hanging plastic skeletons, and racing to get more candy than […]
Littfin justifies her fear of squirrels
By: Kat Littfin Editorial Editor Sharks, alligators, snakes, and squirrels. At first glance, one of these things is not like the others, but I rebuke this sentiment. Squirrels are singlehandedly one of […]