‘Jordan Evans’

Jordan Evans, a sophomore, enjoys stalking textpost accounts and planning out clever Instagram captions. She also likes to show up to marching band wearing T-shirts four sizes too small that are most likely from elementary school. Jordan binge-watches Netflix as a way to practice her goal-setting skills and effectively test her limits. Her fears include walking near shrubbery in the dark, the toaster, and whichever song she currently uses as an alarm.

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