Making his debut in El Gato, junior David Eppler is gearing up for another year of masterful procrastination at LGHS. When he isn’t on the pitch playing soccer himself, you might find Eppler coaching at Fisher Middle School or watching games during tutorial instead of doing his work. Since he doesn’t have any social media (stay away from any Instagram with his name on it), he is desperately clueless about anything online. Already stressing about Inter Milan’s chances this season as well as AP Physics, Eppler is ready to begin his role as a Humor Editor of El Gato and is hoping to do well in the hardest year of high school, or at least survive it.