By: Aliya Koshalieva
Pop culture and celebrity news enthusiasts all fall to their knees screaming and crying when they see the headline: “Pete Davidson now dating. . .” This man dates as many women as possible, acting as if they’re Pokemon and he’s on a mission to catch them all. As an avid follower of celebrity news, I was there when the first articles about all of his girlfriends came out. To relive these moments, I will provide my mostly unbiased rankings on all of his relationships (that we know of), from the best to worst.
Before we really get into it, we have to mention his current girlfriend, Madelyn Cline. When I found out, I let out a guttural scream. Checking the comments brought me back to reality, as everyone questioned how this man managed to pull one of the prettiest women in Hollywood.
Kim Kardashian: Rumored to have met during her highly successful stint on SNL, this couple had an exciting romance. They constantly made headlines, from cute moments like going to Knotts Berry Farm to their joint MET Gala appearance. Some of these headlines weren’t from them, but from Kardashian’s ex-husband, the infamous Kanye West. Her husband, already on a downward spiral, began posting memes mocking Kardashian and Davidson, an example being photoshopping their faces and former friend, Kid Cudi, against him on the poster of Marvel characters facing off. This relationship brought weird vibes and weird memes.
Ariana Grande: Although both were rebounding, this relationship permanently changed the trajectory of my life. Seeing them together felt like a fever dream, but at least we got two absolutely excellent albums by Grande. Their whirlwind relationship led to a short engagement. However, after the recent cheating drama surrounding Grande’s Wicked movie, people dug deep and discovered that Grande’s relationship overlapped with Davidson’s ex before her, Cazzie David, SNL Alum Larry David’s daughter.
Cazzie David: Although there’s not much information on their relationship, poor David went through a lot. In her book of essays, No One Asked For This, David talks about her declining mental health at the time and the breakup story. David broke up with Pete first and then wanted to get back together, though he refused. David recalls discovering about Grande and Pete’s relationship, saying, “I scrolled through Twitter and saw that my ex of one day had a new girlfriend. I think I probably left my human body. My dad held me as I shook uncontrollably in his arms for the entire flight.” David deserved better, and that’s all I can say.
His other girlfriends, Kate Beckinsale, Emily Ratajkowski, Kaia Gerber, Phoebe Dynevor, and Chase Sui Wonders, were somewhat normal. I can’t recall any notable moments from those relationships, other than Davidson kissing Beckinsale courtside during a game, as well as Ratajkowski. Paparazzi spotted him with Dynevor at a Wimbledon Match. I remember Gerber’s parents being open about their distaste for their relationship. These were the more tame relationships he’s had, compared to the wild rollercoaster of other relationships.
(Source: E News)