Charlotte Pla has not yet achieved her goal of being a Real Housewife of Beverly Hills, but is working on it. On a typical day, Charlotte will recite 20+ lines from any 30 Rock episode, hold her chihuahua for a minimum of an hour, and stop to get a “grande iced coffee, no sweetener, with room” at Starbucks. On a not-so-typical day, Charlotte might get 100% on her AP physics webassign, successfully do all the exercises in hot pilates class, or not stop for coffee. She laughs with a double chin, has really strong toenails, and hates feet. If you see her around, ask about her birthmark.