by: Fuyu BannoGraphics Editor By the time this article is published, I can guarantee that people will spot me prancing around the school radiating joy and whimsy – indeed, the direct opposite […]
Banno recounts trauma of AP testing
Strahs explains Hazbin Hotel
by: Hayley StrahsEditor in Chief Around two years ago, I was home sick for a whole week and looking for something to watch. After binging all of Heimler’s AP Euro review videos […]
Pan confronts her acrophobia
by: Annabelle PanGraphics Editor After eight long years of denying my fear of heights, I have moved on to my next stage of grief: bargaining. If I can’t erase my trauma through […]
Singhal describes the chaos of Socratic Seminars
by: Siyona SinghalHumor Editor Every high school student has to take English for all four years. This means that, sadly, every student has experienced a Socratic seminar once in their life. Kids […]
Gruetter tries creatine
by: Sam GruetterEditor in Chief Recently, I have embarked on an endeavor to get extremely ripped and achieve peak physical condition. When weighing my options for catalyzing this process, I considered all […]
Mitchell and Gruetter’s chaotic summer plans
by: Kayla Mitchell, Sam GruetterPublic Relations Manager, Editor in Chief Sept. 2, approximately 17 weeks away, will mark the separation of two tectonic forces. After meeting in elementary school and forming a […]
Piper Robinson thrives in all their creative endeavors
by: Fuyu Banno Graphics Editor Senior Piper Robinson takes their creativity to the next level, coming up with ingenious ideas, learning how to blacksmith, and looking toward the future with big aspirations. […]
Habib details the insanity of prediction markets
by: Ivan Habib Website Editor The beauty of prediction markets is that they represent the impulses of millions. They are extremely dynamic and can capture one-off social media posts and breaking news […]
The edit becomes mainstream entertainment
by: Advika Anand, Nelson KramerGraphics Editor, Editor in Chief As film has evolved over the years, humans have seen black-and-white movies, big-budget blockbusters, romance novels, and even low-quality music videos. However, there […]
Gloege struggles as an unc
by: Noah GloegeNational/World Editor Since my prime, A.K.A. my freshman year on the soccer and cross country teams, the state of my unc-ness has taken over my life. Instead of being as […]
Pan and Liu detail the Blind, Deaf, Mute Challenge
by: Annabelle Pan, Lydia LiuGraphics Editor, Public Relations Manager Only four years late to the trend, we attempted the Blind, Deaf, Mute Baking Challenge as a group of overconfident troublemakers who are […]
Strahs holds tics FAQ
by: Hayley StrahsEditor in Chief Ticks are parasitic blood-sucking insects that can transmit red meat allergies and Lyme disease, while tics are involuntary movements or sounds associated with neurodevelopmental disorders. Luckily for […]
Hathaway and Anand dives into useful abbreviations
by: Quinn Hathaway, Advika Anand Media Production Editor, Graphics Editor Humans are inherently lazy. We have looked for shortcuts to alleviate any struggle since the beginning of our existence. This trend has […]
Liu despises early wake-up times
by: Lydia LiuPublic Relations Manager Unlike middle school, my high school classes have never felt so applicable to my actual life. I can tell you how the human body works thanks to […]
Zamansky explains the FaceTime microcosm
by: Lila Zamansky and Tanya Chang Media Production Editor and Sports Editor Communication has greatly evolved over time: from pigeons, to letters, to text, and finally, to FaceTime. For elders, FaceTime is a platform […]