By: Quinn Hathaway Media Production Editor Is Sunday the beginning or the end of the week? That is the question in the discussion around Sunday’s position in the seven-day week. Regardless, whether […]
Hathaway describes her average Sunday
Habib puts Nano-Banana AI to the test
By: Ivan Habib Website Manager Amid the AI frenzy around deep neural networks and the transformer architecture, cutting-edge image generation and editing models like Gemini’s 2.5 Flash Image, colloquially named Nano-Banana, and […]
Ambekar critiques unnecessary english letters
By: Tanvi Ambekar Opinion Editor Your Honor and members of the jury, my name is Tanvi Ambekar, and I appear before you today to propose changing the spellings of certain English words […]
Pan encourages acts of self-care
By: Annabelle Pan Graphics Editor People tell us to do a lot of things. We finish some tasks, like chores, because others force us to. We push off others, such as homework, […]
Strahs tackles the age-old trolley problem
By: Hayley Strahs Editor-in-Chief Think fast! You are conducting an out-of-control trolley barrelling towards six people. But wait, you have the option to divert the trolley onto a different track, with only […]
Kramer criticizes Canvas
By: Nelson Kramer Editor-in-Chief To all the parents who forgot what it’s like to be in high school, ask any student, and they will tell you that it sucks. Whether your kid […]
Anand encourages original costumes
By: Advika Anand Graphics Editor Once upon a time, Halloween was about the thrill of the night, filled with carving eerie jack-o’-lanterns, hanging plastic skeletons, and racing to get more candy than […]
Littfin justifies her fear of squirrels
By: Kat Littfin Editorial Editor Sharks, alligators, snakes, and squirrels. At first glance, one of these things is not like the others, but I rebuke this sentiment. Squirrels are singlehandedly one of […]
What niche emotion are you?
Post-Test Regret: Picture this: your math teacher announces a test next class. You tell yourself that you will ace this one. However, when it comes time to study, you find yourself engrossed […]
Singhal describes The Performative Male archetype
by Arnav Singhal Sports Editor The Performative Male —part philosopher, part feminist, part walking Instagram Reel—is walking in the wild, clutching his matcha in his left hand and a copy of Little […]
Littfin criticizes JoJo Siwa’s eccentric antics
by Kat Littfin Editorial Editor As a JoJo Siwa aficionado and the self-proclaimed El Gato Siwa correspondent, I am excited to share that the pop star continued her eccentric antics and rage-baiting […]
Gloege struggles with his overly energetic neighbor’s dog
by Noah Gloege National and World Editor Have you ever been in the middle of a cram session or a job interview and your neighbor’s dog starts howling outside your door? Well, […]
Saul urges everyone to try Dubai Chocolate
by Megan Saul Editor-in-Chief If you don’t know what Dubai chocolate is, I’m half sorry for you and half envious of you. First, I’m sorry because you have been missing out big […]
Melinauskas recounts her trauma of Sophomore Strip
by Britt Melinauskas National and World Editor I hate Sophomore Strip. My first traumatic experience included not one, but two cars. My sister told me to get to the street early, say […]
Langner describes her weekend cat catastrophe
by Isabella Langner Center Editor “We’re going to get the cats for the weekend.” Nine words my mom should’ve never said. Her attempt at a lighthearted experience turned into one of the […]