Michaela Thimot – Culture Editor

When she’s not talking about her boyfriend or procrastinating time-sensitive work in El Gato, junior and staff veteran Michaela Thimot can be found reading One Direction fanfics, blasting Taylor Swift in the car, or spending all of her money at Sweet Pea’s Cafe. This former National/World Editor turned Culture Editor is best known for emphasizing her creepy “my precious” eyeballs with blue mascara. Avoid her line of sight at all costs; you ever heard of Medusa?