Only after shaking her Magic-8 ball will Humor Editor Esha Bagora make any life decisions. The sophomore revels in her ability to procrastinate to the very last hour and still produce outstanding results (more accurately, mediocre garbage). This year, Bagora is particularly excited about her identity as an El Gato newbie because she has full permission to take advantage of the snack cabinet. If you don’t have suggestions for which earrings Esha can add to her 95+ pair collection, then don’t even approach her (without any jelly beans). Unless, of course, you want to hear an extraordinarily funny joke or why math is the best – est subject ever.