Start a conversation with newbie Dana Hathaway, and you can guarantee her level of soreness, Hot Cheetos Limon, or her past brain injuries will come up. Hathaway believes that the crazy thoughts in her head are not a tornado, but more of a swirl – a mint chip Oreo one if you will. After involuntarily ditching soccer and voluntarily ditching any chance for free time, she spends an unholy amount of her time at her rowing club’s boathouse, keeping her mental sanity in check. In her debut on the El Gato staff, Hathaway assumes the role of Sports Editor despite playing zero school sports.