By: Sidney Bricker Media Production Editor Principal Buchanan just made an announcement using the school’s emergency broadcast system regarding any potential senior pranks that may take place this year. In case you […]
Panicacci Compiles a List of Perfect Songs for AP Exams
By: Lucy Panicacci Culture Editor On May 5, I had my first AP test for European History. The experience was filled with a mix of emotions — happiness, depression, betrayal, and more. […]
Gruetter Is No Longer a Vegetarian
By: Kate Gruetter National/World Editor A few months ago, you all read about my fabricated escapades and adventures as a vegetarian. Well, I now have some sad news for you. I’ve abandoned […]
Gibson Reminisces on LG
By: Brynn Gibson Editor-in-Chief It’s been a wild ride. It really has. And while I am truly heartbroken to leave behind the senior lot traffic and the groups of sophomores vaping in […]
Duvall Looks Back on Past El Gato Articles
By: Emily Duvall Opinion Editor Sadly, my time in El Gato is coming to an end, and I will no longer be able to write the random ghost stories that come into […]
Evans Connects With Her Inner Child
By: Alex Evans Editor-in-Chief For as long as I can remember — so within the last three months — the phrase “healing my inner child” overwhelms my social media feed. It is […]
Zeman and Rao Diss Holidays
By: Ashir Rao and Rory Zeman National/World Editor and Public Relations Manager Some holidays are dumb. Don’t get us wrong: we love holiday cheer, but some holidays…can be made fun of. You […]
Dennon Catches Up with Paul Brothers
By: Macy Dennon News Editor Tell me why no one told me that Jake Paul –– yes, Mr. It’s-everyday-bro –– is a professional boxer. For some reason, the internet somehow hid this […]